Guide To Achieving 'Worst Blogger Ever' Status...

I'm quite possibly the worst blogger on the planet. But, then again, I hold the title for an entire series of  'Worst __fill in the blank___ Ever.' I'm just not good with follow up. I set goals and never achieve them. I'll make a to-do list and mark off one thing before moving on. Later I'll find the list and think, 'Oh, yeah, I still need to do that!'

I know this and I accept this, and so do most of the people that love me. They know not to ask me to do anything in a timely manner. I will put it off until I've got exactly 24 hours to complete the task. Only then does my mind propel itself to work. This also means I work well under pressure. Actually, under pressure is the only way my mind knows how to function. Without that anxiety I am worthless.

My little world is chaos. It's filled with unfinished projects, unrealized ideas fill pages in notebooks that will never be completed. I've always got a sink of dishes, "Wait - didn't I just do the dishes?" Time management...what is that? I literally get lost in my head. I will become fixated on one thing and zone out. Blocks of time pass in an instant.

Why are you blogging now, you ask? Well, I'm blogging to tell you I probably won't be blogging, BUT, I like pictures. I hoard virtual photos like nobody's business on Pinterest. I take pride in my organically gained 15K followers.

So, just expect a lot of photos...